Colton Dowling
COLTON* IS A BIT OF A LAD, A GAY ONE. BEEN A GOOF ON FESTIVALS LIKE SXSW, SKANKFEST, MOONTOWER JFL, HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT…GREW UP AS AN ARMY BRAT, MODELED IN PARIS, LIVED LIFE LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (IF TROY WASN’T ALLOWED TO DO THE MUSICAL BUT REALLY WANTED TO). THIS GUY HAS SPENT IN MODERN MONEY 10 MILLION DOLLARS ON IMPROV CLASSES (EVALUATION BASED ON MONEY HE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT BITCOIN WITH) BEER. HE LIKES BEER.**
*Colton wrote this and felt*** awkward about talking in third person)
**Liked (rehab) #soberlife
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Oh yea, he’s been shows like SNL, DRUNK HISTORY, RICK AND MORTY, NBC's SO YOU ARE A DANCING PERSON THAT WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY A BABY?, and SHARK TANK